What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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