just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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