She's JV to your varsity
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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