He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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