no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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