I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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