yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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