ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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