Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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