how can u be prego again
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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