i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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