Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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