I hate your face
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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