dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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