In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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