Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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