I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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