I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Randomize
