Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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