OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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