she was so not down for the gang bang
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
