I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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