My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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