Can Purell be used as lube?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
