Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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