butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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