I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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