I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm like, not good at living.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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