I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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