worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
The air taste purple.
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