If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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