So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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