...so i touched it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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