Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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