Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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