I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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