dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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