you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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