Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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