I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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