I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
