you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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