Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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