How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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