4 words: hood of his car
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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