I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
