so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Can I color on your dick again?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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