What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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