Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
