dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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