was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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