Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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