Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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