babies were throwing up all over the place
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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