She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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